I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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