took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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