I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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