is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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