He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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