There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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