is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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