Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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