I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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