He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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