At least make sure they are 18
Why
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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