I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
