garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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