I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
How naked do you want me to be?
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