ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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