im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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