i just wanna soil my oats bro
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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