Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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