After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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