Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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