Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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