dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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