Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just gift wrapped bread.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
