His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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