how hairy? two words: wookie tits
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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