I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I don't think brook has ever known best
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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