Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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