that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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