We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you told grandpa to call you daddy
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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