p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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