I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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