i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Two words: blizzard sex
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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