I think i sorta joined a cult last night
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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