i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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