I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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