I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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