508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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