Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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