I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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