her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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