in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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