i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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