Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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