Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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