I want to walk on stilts...naked
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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