Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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