Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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