I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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