when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm passing your future prison.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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