I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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