I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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