Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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