Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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